reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

(Source: mozartsdad)

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 


(Source: hoodbooger)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

where are my glasses?
anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)